All About Dean

My name: Dean “the machine” Oakerland
My birthplace: Las Vegas
My age: I play b/w 23-27. Managers orders.
My zodiac sign: The virgin- Virgo
My height: a perfect 5'10''
My weight: a solid 185
My ambition: to be the coolest cat in Hollywood
My fondest memory: the night I hit triple digits and my boys took me out to celebrate.
My soundtrack: Sade- smooth operator
My retreat: A sex anonymous meeting. Nice!
My perfect day: Yesterday, poolside all day with my bottle of Jack, passed out and woke up next to this smoking hottie, took her to the club and blasted the shit out of her.
My first job: A herpes commercial
My indulgence: variety magazine
My last purchase: an ounce of medicinal marijuana (called Trainwreck)
My favorite movie: Pulp Fiction
My inspiration: James Dean
My life: Rocks
My card: My all access tanners card. Unlimited tans on all tanning beds.
Turn ons: a kick ass audition, the new stand up tanning bed at my salon, working out, and hot chicks
Turn offs: NO and waiting in lines
When I get older: I'll still look hot!
Favorite Food: Anything at the Sizzler
Favorite Drink: Jack and coke
Favorite book: The multi orgasmic man
Music choice: House
Craziest place I've had sex: on set during one of my love scenes, it just happened
Hobbies: Chicks, working out, tanning, and acting
Career: I'm an actor
Favorite body part on opp. Sex: lips
Fav. Body part on me: my guns
Idea of perfect date: Getting laid with minimal effort and doing a great job so she can tell all her friends. “Next”.
My catch phrase: You, me sizzler and a box of Franzia.

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