Think you or someone you know is a douche bag? Take this quiz to find out!

1. When you photograph, do you always look like Derek Zoolander?
Yes
No

2. Do you have less body hair than a newborn?
Yes
No

3. Do you own or have you read the book, “The Game”?
Yes
No

4. Do you claim to give girls multiple orgasms, but for some reason never see them again?
Yes
No

5. Do you pump up your muscles before you hit the pool?
Yes
No

6. Does your tanning salon mistake you for George Hamilton?
Yes
No

7. Do you wear sunglasses when it is dark out?
Yes
No

8. Does your music collection consist of anything besides house?
Yes
No

9. Do you put on chapstick as a final touch in your prep for the night out?
Yes
No

10. Do you choose hard drugs over alcohol b/c of the calories?
Yes
No

11. Are you a real person?
Yes
No